'La Resistance'
from 'Allo 'Allo

Listen very carefully, I will say this only once...
Based on the episode where the Women's Liberation Front sacrificed their knickers in the name of liberte, Jeu Jeu does a mournful striptease and a patriotic final reveal

Music: 'Allo 'Allo theme music, 'Autumn Leaves' - Edith Piaf, The French National Anthem.
Length: 5.30 minutes
Set up: Table placed centre stage and two chairs either side (provided by venue) and gingham tablecloth on table. Metre high hot air balloon placed under or behind  table.
Clear up: Clothing and one glass.